» When animals attack...

Crabs...
Not me but my brother...

Walking home from the beach one day my baby brother, aged about four, started to whinge and whine and generally be annoying. After a while he starting to cry properly. Unable to discover a reason for this my mum finally lost her patience and snapped at him to be quiet.

When we got back to the house, mum asked him to get into the bath. On removing my brothers pants, she found a little crab hanging from his gentleman bits...

Brother spent the rest of his holiday enjoying many presents and treats...
(Mon 6th Jun 2005, 12:41, More)

» The Onosecond

Sickie
Composed a text to my mate/colleague explaining that I was going to take a sickie...

sent it to boss....

Didn't last much longer at that job...

Be gentle... long time lurker - just popped my cherry.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 11:01, More)

» Injured Siblings

Woo
First!!

Hmm, now to think about the question.

My brother would say the worst my sister and I ever did to him mentally was to dress him up in a dress, heels and make up....

once or twice a month for about a year until my mother found out about it...
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 12:48, More)