» Toilets

Work Pooage
Everyone knows it's a massive faux pas to stroll into a cubicle someone else has just been in.
At work recently, I felt the urge to empty my bowels, so went to curl out a pony in cubicle 4.
Knowing someone would walk in afterwards, I decided to use sink 1, post crap, so that people wouldn't think the hideous smell in cubicle 4 was from my bottom.
Sure enough, someone walked in, and thought they'd be clever, seeing me at sink 1, by using cubicle 4.

The horrified look on his face was priceless, as well as the "'fuck's sake!" blurted from his poo gas filled mouth.

I departed as hastily as he from the toilets.
(Thu 8th Sep 2005, 9:30, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Edenmonster..
If you're an English teacher and you spell pharmacist as 'pharmasist', then it's little wonder the kids of today are such imbeciles. ;)
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 14:39, More)