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» Weddings

My Dad's wedding..
..was brilliant. He married a second time last August to my now step-mum. To begin with, my mother, crashed the wedding and tried to cause agro, but she never got anywhere.

Anyway, there were two receptions being held at this posh hotel we went to (the prices at the bar were rediculous). By about midnight, and after a whole day of drinking, there was only my mate Rob and myself left from our crowd so we carried on drinking with 9 or so people from the other wedding. Typical bunch really. All piss-heads. Between ourselves, we managed to get the barmaid drunk and SHE FORGOT TO LOCK UP! Cue her leaving and us lot taking advantage of the now 'free bar'! We certainly got our monies worth that night!

The following morning, nobody seemed to notice the copious amout of alcohol unaccounted for, even the cleaner didn't batter an eyelid as he hoovered around us all at 4am. How we all got away with it I'll never know

Oh, and my mate Rob? He slept on the bathroom floor that night.
(Sun 17th Jul 2005, 0:52, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Wasn't that long ago
I got hammered last night, got in at a stupid hour and cried cos I miss my ex riding me like she did in the same bed. God damn was she good. And I'm off my face now, perhaps why I'm admitting to this.
Edit: Just reading through these posts makes me realise how stupid it was in comparison. Then again, it looks as though I'm not alone..
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 23:50, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Everytime I hear
Chesney Hawkes - I Am The One And Only, it always reminds me of when me and my mates skipped college and spent all day in Wetherspoons drinking Newkie Brown. We'd be off our tits poorly singing the lyrics on the bottle
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 23:55, More)