Profile for geckoboy:
6 foot one inch of pure sex on a stick...equivalent to ten normal men in my prowess and an incredible lover.
I am also very very modest.....
can drop a woo or yay into any conversation and frequently rub shoulders with societies leading lights such as kenzo from that pop band with 384 juvenile pillock hardcore gangsta members and that posh cocaine addled bint tamara parker wankerson,
anyhoo i love flowers and fluffy bunnies and my favourite colour is puse.
i think that micheal jackson should be stuffed and mounted and added to some other freaks strange collection and that a clear answer to the problem of youth crime in the uk is the reopening of the pits, mills and chimneys...
I am no longer under the psychiatrist for mental health issues and will be allowed to become a useful and productive member of our community as soon as the judge says so...
If you are a lady and you wish to do rudies with me you can't cos my wife will object....
goodbye
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6 foot one inch of pure sex on a stick...equivalent to ten normal men in my prowess and an incredible lover.
I am also very very modest.....
can drop a woo or yay into any conversation and frequently rub shoulders with societies leading lights such as kenzo from that pop band with 384 juvenile pillock hardcore gangsta members and that posh cocaine addled bint tamara parker wankerson,
anyhoo i love flowers and fluffy bunnies and my favourite colour is puse.
i think that micheal jackson should be stuffed and mounted and added to some other freaks strange collection and that a clear answer to the problem of youth crime in the uk is the reopening of the pits, mills and chimneys...
I am no longer under the psychiatrist for mental health issues and will be allowed to become a useful and productive member of our community as soon as the judge says so...
If you are a lady and you wish to do rudies with me you can't cos my wife will object....
goodbye
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» Mugged
another mate also in hyde park
short n sweet
walking cross hyde park in leeds smoking a ciggy, approached by youth, "give us yer fags and yer money student" to which my mate retorted "i'll put the fucker out in your eye yer cheeky little twat" it's amazing how the accent can really get the point across, they buggered off apologising..
sorry it's crap as well but also true
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 19:20, More)
another mate also in hyde park
short n sweet
walking cross hyde park in leeds smoking a ciggy, approached by youth, "give us yer fags and yer money student" to which my mate retorted "i'll put the fucker out in your eye yer cheeky little twat" it's amazing how the accent can really get the point across, they buggered off apologising..
sorry it's crap as well but also true
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 19:20, More)
» Mugged
bastard chavs in leeds..
i have had three attempted muggings in Leeds over the years, i can't be arsed telling you about them all so i choose this one....picture if you will hyde park in leeds, november 1990, a cold moonless night, me an my mate a bit worse for lsd,speed and a lot of weed, trying to get to a party in chapletown...we binned that idea when we started to hallucinate a bit and convinced ourselves we were in london, oh yeh and i was robocop or something.. interesting..anyhoo we decided to walk back to my flat in armley past the newlands..(sorry if place names make no sense, just insert names of places your familiar with)we were approached by two hoodie youth with a walk that either means you have a bone disorder or a stone in your shoe, "give us your money yer fucking students" they said, hands in hoodie top pockets obviously holding something pointy..me and my mate looked at each other, then them, then each other, then back to them, the lads were clearly getting agitated at this point,well we laughed our heads off, almost wetting myself i said to them(leeds dulcet tones) "are you right in your heads?? you don't know who you'll bump into on a night like this, in the dark, now fuck off before i kick your heads in" we turned and continued on our technicolour way home.. dull i know but true,, all the times i have been approached by snidey little fucks like that, my fist reaction is total indignation, rapidly followed by an urge to kill them..
MORAL: stay in or learn how to look after yourself...
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 19:09, More)
bastard chavs in leeds..
i have had three attempted muggings in Leeds over the years, i can't be arsed telling you about them all so i choose this one....picture if you will hyde park in leeds, november 1990, a cold moonless night, me an my mate a bit worse for lsd,speed and a lot of weed, trying to get to a party in chapletown...we binned that idea when we started to hallucinate a bit and convinced ourselves we were in london, oh yeh and i was robocop or something.. interesting..anyhoo we decided to walk back to my flat in armley past the newlands..(sorry if place names make no sense, just insert names of places your familiar with)we were approached by two hoodie youth with a walk that either means you have a bone disorder or a stone in your shoe, "give us your money yer fucking students" they said, hands in hoodie top pockets obviously holding something pointy..me and my mate looked at each other, then them, then each other, then back to them, the lads were clearly getting agitated at this point,well we laughed our heads off, almost wetting myself i said to them(leeds dulcet tones) "are you right in your heads?? you don't know who you'll bump into on a night like this, in the dark, now fuck off before i kick your heads in" we turned and continued on our technicolour way home.. dull i know but true,, all the times i have been approached by snidey little fucks like that, my fist reaction is total indignation, rapidly followed by an urge to kill them..
MORAL: stay in or learn how to look after yourself...
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 19:09, More)