» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Time between shifts
Used to work at a ppub in North Yorks. Had shifts of 10 - 3 and 5 - 11. This was before all day opening. One hot summer, I decided to go read a book between shifts so took my car up to the local rugby club, wound down the windows and started to read. I noticed a few kids shouting and laughing in the background, then their Mum shouting stuff at them and then all was quiet - ah..peace...followed shortly after by a Uniformed officer knocking on the side of my car asking me what I Was doing and why I was looking at the kids playing in the street.

I explained myslef and with a "Well, better safe than sorry" comment she left. Followed shortly after by Mum appearing at my car window yelling at me that I was a diry perv and she would be calling the police. After calmy explaining that the police had already been and I was quite within my rights to stay here, she left with the vague threat of "My husband will be home soon...". I decided to go back to the pub instead.

My first answer to a QotW so no apologies for anything.
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 2:15, More)