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In search of Nohands

You can see more of my pictures here.

I'm seeking freelance employment, and am willing to do artwork or writing.

Read my crasy blog!

Email to Evil_Pundit at optusnet dot com dot au -- no caps, and remove the underscore.

I like kittens.

Recent front page messages:


(Wed 1st Dec 2004, 8:41, More)

Mr Atom is your friend!

(Sat 20th Mar 2004, 7:23, More)

The sequel is
the kitten vs the fabled grey monk

clicky to enbiggen
(Thu 18th Mar 2004, 3:02, More)

Edit - I found a page of movie title screens.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 10:32, More)

Pardon me while I take a call

(Wed 29th Oct 2003, 19:19, More)

Aliens live in my toaster

(Sat 25th Oct 2003, 3:53, More)

(Fri 17th Oct 2003, 12:28, More)

"That's not a pipe, mate ..."

(Tue 7th Oct 2003, 15:40, More)


(Fri 26th Sep 2003, 15:37, More)

Splice the mainbrace!

It be Pirate Day in the Antipodes!
(Thu 18th Sep 2003, 15:00, More)

(Fri 15th Aug 2003, 9:45, More)

The Birth of Svennus
by B3ticelli

Click for biggie
(Sun 10th Aug 2003, 4:47, More)

He got out again ...

(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 9:49, More)

Click for biggy

(Fri 1st Aug 2003, 4:33, More)

This one's for supermoore

(Fri 25th Jul 2003, 9:28, More)

they were undoubtedly B3tans.

(Wed 9th Jul 2003, 6:37, More)

(Mon 7th Jul 2003, 10:56, More)

Catpain of Industry

(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 10:43, More)


(Fri 11th Apr 2003, 7:24, More)

Gooooooood mooooooooorning B3ta!

(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 8:07, More)

That reminds me
I made this the other day, during the headfuck bandwagon.

(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 4:00, More)

(Fri 4th Apr 2003, 14:05, More)

Ph33r the Ir0n Kl4w!

(Sun 30th Mar 2003, 4:44, More)


You guys are so busted.
(Sat 22nd Mar 2003, 22:40, More)

Done to death

but what the hell

thanks to Kimbo for the kitten
(Tue 18th Mar 2003, 11:05, More)

We come in peace

(Mon 17th Mar 2003, 0:30, More)

No wonder it was so cheap.

(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 8:45, More)

The satellite imagery is not encouraging.

Our scientists believe it may be looking for somewhere to shit.
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 0:36, More)

"Good morning, ladies!"

(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 11:19, More)

The other pirates lived in awe of Pegbeard's implausibly tall hat.

(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 23:15, More)

The Fluffinator
(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 23:44, More)


wait for it to animate
(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 20:29, More)

Caaaaaaaaaats iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn Spaaaaaaaaaace!

(Sun 23rd Feb 2003, 6:09, More)

Self Portrait
by Vincent van Goat

(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 8:58, More)

Charles 5.0 on his Warcat
by Kitian

click for bigification

(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 7:43, More)

Not an amoosing nose
but a face too good to waste.

(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 13:20, More)

Ernest was beginning to regret last night's curry

(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 9:37, More)

... can't ... hold ... back ...

/succumbs to the madness
(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 9:08, More)

(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 7:39, More)

Is it too late
to enter the Cuteness Challenge?

(Sun 9th Feb 2003, 5:09, More)

They found it!

(Thu 6th Feb 2003, 10:07, More)

Click for biggie or the kitten gets it!
(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 10:57, More)

Portrait of a Kitty in Yellow
by Alessio B3tovinetti

(Sun 27th Oct 2002, 10:19, More)

Meerkat Assassinated
by Jacques-Louis David

Click for large size

(Fri 25th Oct 2002, 15:38, More)

A watch with no hands!

i have photoshopped my first kitten for the day and i am therefore officially happy
(Thu 24th Oct 2002, 8:50, More)

Where's Nohands?

There he is! Sneaky little bugger.
(Wed 16th Oct 2002, 22:51, More)

A little Buddha for Bali

(Mon 14th Oct 2002, 10:08, More)

(Sat 12th Oct 2002, 6:29, More)

(Thu 3rd Oct 2002, 13:05, More)

Despite Anarkid's best efforts
the well-trained guard refused
to acknowledge his presence.

(Mon 30th Sep 2002, 11:49, More)

Every mad scientist should have one

(Sun 22nd Sep 2002, 8:17, More)

I can't believe
I actually drank all of it

(Fri 20th Sep 2002, 6:44, More)


(Thu 19th Sep 2002, 14:50, More)

(Fri 13th Sep 2002, 8:33, More)

I'm silly, oh so silly
and I don't care!

Arrrr! I be Cap'n Kitty!
(Tue 10th Sep 2002, 15:33, More)

If it's not a dox
then it must be a ...

(Tue 3rd Sep 2002, 4:24, More)

Is it an owlf?
Or a wowl?

(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 6:44, More)


(Sun 1st Sep 2002, 11:14, More)

(Sun 1st Sep 2002, 10:00, More)

The poor chickitten constantly
struggled with the urge to eat itself.

(Sun 1st Sep 2002, 3:43, More)

Jumping on the
bug-eyed kitten bandwagon.

i feel dirty ...
(Fri 30th Aug 2002, 4:24, More)

No reason

time for bed.
(Wed 21st Aug 2002, 14:53, More)

Exclusive picture!
BBC Report:
Mysterious 'face scratcher' terrorises Indian city

(Wed 21st Aug 2002, 3:27, More)

(Sat 17th Aug 2002, 11:42, More)

Spot the Dog

(Wed 14th Aug 2002, 8:56, More)

(Sun 11th Aug 2002, 9:40, More)

I don't care if he says they're harmless
I'm not going in there again!

(Thu 8th Aug 2002, 16:31, More)

They were the best of friends
and loved to play together.

(Fri 26th Jul 2002, 6:54, More)

It's time
to send in Rambear.

(Tue 23rd Jul 2002, 8:05, More)

In the ancient struggle for survival,
the great reptiles just couldn't prevail over the power of Cute.

(Tue 23rd Jul 2002, 3:51, More)

C3PO was increasingly worried by the changes in his friend

(Fri 19th Jul 2002, 14:34, More)

Mein gott! It iss really HIM!!!

(Sun 14th Jul 2002, 6:22, More)

German aerial reconnaissance was inferior

(Sat 13th Jul 2002, 12:30, More)

It's just another day at work for the B3ta Squadron

(Fri 12th Jul 2002, 14:22, More)

Penguins are so easily amused.

(Thu 11th Jul 2002, 2:06, More)

HMS Nottingham, July 7: Ship's cat gets into trouble

(Mon 8th Jul 2002, 5:58, More)

One mistake is too many
Minute traces of kitty litter found on the latest victim had put an end to Tiddles' career of crime.

(Sat 29th Jun 2002, 5:25, More)

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