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» Voyeurism
Greenday at Milton Keyenes bowl a year or two ago.
As a venue, it's pretty crap. However, it's surrounded by a slopey sort of undergrowth area that you can get inside and sit under if the weather's hot cos there's no other shade.
And it's also a good place to go for a piss without having to queue.
This is the option one girl took, and promptly squatted in the bushese surrounded by her mates for privacy. Now, I was aware of this, but not watching it.
Another bloke obviously was, as when she had finished and scarpered, he wandered over to where she had relieved herself, wiped his hand on the still wet leaves, took a big sniff, then pulled down his trousers and had a wank right there and then.
Lovely.
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 10:06, More)
Greenday at Milton Keyenes bowl a year or two ago.
As a venue, it's pretty crap. However, it's surrounded by a slopey sort of undergrowth area that you can get inside and sit under if the weather's hot cos there's no other shade.
And it's also a good place to go for a piss without having to queue.
This is the option one girl took, and promptly squatted in the bushese surrounded by her mates for privacy. Now, I was aware of this, but not watching it.
Another bloke obviously was, as when she had finished and scarpered, he wandered over to where she had relieved herself, wiped his hand on the still wet leaves, took a big sniff, then pulled down his trousers and had a wank right there and then.
Lovely.
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 10:06, More)
» Procrastination
I think the worst record ever
is 'Take my breath away' by Berlin.
Just the sound of those opening bars makes my blood boil. Totally irrational I know, but I just hate it!
(Thu 13th Nov 2008, 18:48, More)
I think the worst record ever
is 'Take my breath away' by Berlin.
Just the sound of those opening bars makes my blood boil. Totally irrational I know, but I just hate it!
(Thu 13th Nov 2008, 18:48, More)
» Fancy Dress
I went to my mate's 18th birthday
as Robert Smith of the cure.
I thought I looked pretty good- but no one there knew who I - or the Cure - was...in fact, my mates mum who I got a lift with thought I was supposed to be someone from the Rocky Horror picture show. I was insulted.
The only thing that cheered me up was half way throught the night, we were sitting outside the pub on the park benches when some bloke with huge pupils and probably not much idea of where he was shouted "IT'S ROBERT SMITH!"
He came over, shook my hand and broke into a rendition of "close to me."
I joined in, and was quickly pulled up onto the table by this bloke as we sang - arm in arm - at the top of our voices.
I was so cool back then.
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 21:48, More)
I went to my mate's 18th birthday
as Robert Smith of the cure.
I thought I looked pretty good- but no one there knew who I - or the Cure - was...in fact, my mates mum who I got a lift with thought I was supposed to be someone from the Rocky Horror picture show. I was insulted.
The only thing that cheered me up was half way throught the night, we were sitting outside the pub on the park benches when some bloke with huge pupils and probably not much idea of where he was shouted "IT'S ROBERT SMITH!"
He came over, shook my hand and broke into a rendition of "close to me."
I joined in, and was quickly pulled up onto the table by this bloke as we sang - arm in arm - at the top of our voices.
I was so cool back then.
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 21:48, More)
» My sex misconceptions
I used to hate showering with the other boys after sports.
A few years later though it turns out my fears were unfounded.
I actually have a massive cock.
(Mon 29th Sep 2008, 20:04, More)
I used to hate showering with the other boys after sports.
A few years later though it turns out my fears were unfounded.
I actually have a massive cock.
(Mon 29th Sep 2008, 20:04, More)