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# Something simple for the weekend
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Heheh, it's so true.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:45, archived)
# i want comic sans
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Where's your cock!?

(Yes it does, doesn't it . . . ?)

(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# He changed it because I was an arse.
And, I feel quite bad about it.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Aww . . .
*hugs*

I don't really care, I just wanted an excuse for that tired old gag . . . but if you wanna tell me, I can spare 15 seconds . . .

(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# YOU DON'T CARE?!
and I changed it back just for you
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# ooh
the spacing on the apostrophe is really shonky.

what a wonderful font it is.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# All the 13 year old horse loving fs think it is kewl
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:10, archived)
# *fixes it*
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Blimey
I wish that was something I could actually buy and use for the rest of my life.

/powerpoint presentation angst
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# you forgot to use
comic sans.

Top idea though - I think there might be a market there...
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# nice
i approve
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Aaaah!
Just this week I was trying to talk my boss out of using clip art in a Powerpoint she was doing... Professionals should NOT use clip art. Anyone over the age of 13 should NOT use clip art.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:53, archived)
# The best powerpoints
are the ones with sound effects. WOOOOOOOSH!!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:54, archived)
# And the bounce animation
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# and come on screen at one letter per click.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
# While doing the bullet noise.
For each letter.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# my lecturer does that
every cocking week
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Have you kicked his arse for being stupid yet?
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:06, archived)
# no, i forgive him
because he is a cuddly italian grandaddy type person
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Aww, well it's ok then
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Lasers!
I made it so all the pictures spiral and then come up*

*May be a lie

Edit: There is a good part to that story. It's that by talking her out of it and taking over making it less boring I got to fiddle around with my tablet all week :)
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
# hehe
im currently going through a loooooad of old files at work and one of them had a companies portfolio - all of it using badly chosen clip art, random fonts and bad photographs from random photo gallery sites. i laughed a lot, then threw it in the bin
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:01, archived)
# You should have
scanned it for us.

I love that kind of thing too.
(, Mon 23 May 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Ok, this is very odd.
Can't see it with FireFox.

Can see it with Internet Exploder.

What gives?

edit: it's probably adblock having issues.
edit 2: The filename's "advert" which is a vere nawwty word according to adblock
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:58, archived)
# fantasmagorical
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Hey!
that's my word!

It's a good job I like you or I'd have to remove your insides through your nipples.

You like my word then?
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:08, archived)
# The thought of that
makes me want to vomit
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Woohoo
I'm catching up with Leningrad :)
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
# So you're sleeping with 16 year olds?
(I'm sorry, I really am)
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:17, archived)
# how is that YOUR word?
you don't own me maaaaaan

p.s. i am red!
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Excellent comrade. Soon we
will destroy these capatalist pigs! Then mother Russia will once again restore normal competitions.

So now all we need to do is get you a camera...

Did it turn out well?
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# sorta
its very very dark, which is what i intended, but it didn't take very well to the ends of my hair (previously dyed dark brown y'see).
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# That's too good!
Looks like an advert from our local free paper, or pinned up on a chip shop noticeboard
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Tee hee hee
I likes it. =)
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# yup.
uh-oh ... i5.photobucket cannot be found.
Maybe you should put it on b3tapix or somewhere.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Very good.. but..
That looks almost EXACTLY like an advert placed in the spoof paper "The Framley Examiner".... Was that your influence i wonder?
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
KILL ALL ADMART ADVERTISING CUNTS
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:21, archived)
# The goldfish
speaks truth.
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:50, archived)
# haha!
quality.
(, Sat 21 May 2005, 1:46, archived)
# I hate clipart...
... Loathe and detest it. I've noticed a recent decline in favour of stock-photo images, which are only marginaly better. They both suffer from the same problems of blandness, inapropriate use and repetativeness. (Less of a problem with stock photos, where at least it is a different woman on the phone each time.)

Still, not as bad as unecessary animated gifs, java/javascript applets, midi music, tiled background textures (Especialy high contrast ones) frames (Especialy those retaining borders), webpages that tell me to 'upgrade' to Internet Explorer.

But one thing I do like is your picture, which is one of the best things I've seen in a while. I reckon you should try and get it in the classifides section of your local paper.
(, Sun 22 May 2005, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha
i might run it in my local. that'd be great, i'll put a friends number on the bottom *smirk*
(, Sun 22 May 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Do they do WordArt as well?
Image Hosted by Mort's Mum
(, Mon 23 May 2005, 9:28, archived)