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» World's Sickest Joke
Redneck in a diner
A redneck from Mississippi walks in to the local diner with an alligator on a leash. He says to the waiter "Do you serve Muslims here"? The waiter replies "Of course we do....we serve every type of man regardless of race, color or religion". The Redneck says "Good, I'll have a Cheesburger...and give me a Towelhead for my alligator"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 4:36, More)
Redneck in a diner
A redneck from Mississippi walks in to the local diner with an alligator on a leash. He says to the waiter "Do you serve Muslims here"? The waiter replies "Of course we do....we serve every type of man regardless of race, color or religion". The Redneck says "Good, I'll have a Cheesburger...and give me a Towelhead for my alligator"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 4:36, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Redneck Incest Joke
A Fella from Michigan sat down at the local bar next to a Redneck from Mississippi. After too many beers, the Michigan fella get the nerve to ask the redneck if it was true that everyone from Mississippi dates their own cousins. The Redneck says with contempt "that's a lie made up by people from the North just to poke fun at Southerners"! He continued "I've lived down south all of my life, and never once dated my cousin! Oh, I fucked her a few times...but I NEVER took her anywhere first"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 4:46, More)
Redneck Incest Joke
A Fella from Michigan sat down at the local bar next to a Redneck from Mississippi. After too many beers, the Michigan fella get the nerve to ask the redneck if it was true that everyone from Mississippi dates their own cousins. The Redneck says with contempt "that's a lie made up by people from the North just to poke fun at Southerners"! He continued "I've lived down south all of my life, and never once dated my cousin! Oh, I fucked her a few times...but I NEVER took her anywhere first"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 4:46, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
JFK Jr.
JFK Jr. was about to leave on that last imfamous flight when his wife Carolyn Bessette asked if he thought they ought to take a shower before boarding the airplane, to which he replied "No, I think we'll just wash up on the beach"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 4:29, More)
JFK Jr.
JFK Jr. was about to leave on that last imfamous flight when his wife Carolyn Bessette asked if he thought they ought to take a shower before boarding the airplane, to which he replied "No, I think we'll just wash up on the beach"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 4:29, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
The girls all get prettier at closing time...
A single 25 year old fellow, who hasn't had a woman in over a year wanders in to a bar with the hope of getting lucky. He buys most of the single gals there a drink, but it doesn't even get him a good conversation, let alone getting laid. He keeps trying, but within a half hour of closing time most of the women have wandered out of the bar.....all except one. She not what he had in mind, as she's at least 60 years old and sort of ugly. But he figures "Any port in a storm". So he buys her a quick last drink, and find that she is also desparate for sex, so they wind up in the back seat of his car in the parking lot. After some necking, he unclips her bra and starts sucking on her tits. He get some white milky substance in his mouth, and says to her "Hey, you're a little old for child bearing aren't you"? And she replies "Yeah, but I'm not too old for breast cancer"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 3:52, More)
The girls all get prettier at closing time...
A single 25 year old fellow, who hasn't had a woman in over a year wanders in to a bar with the hope of getting lucky. He buys most of the single gals there a drink, but it doesn't even get him a good conversation, let alone getting laid. He keeps trying, but within a half hour of closing time most of the women have wandered out of the bar.....all except one. She not what he had in mind, as she's at least 60 years old and sort of ugly. But he figures "Any port in a storm". So he buys her a quick last drink, and find that she is also desparate for sex, so they wind up in the back seat of his car in the parking lot. After some necking, he unclips her bra and starts sucking on her tits. He get some white milky substance in his mouth, and says to her "Hey, you're a little old for child bearing aren't you"? And she replies "Yeah, but I'm not too old for breast cancer"!
(Wed 15th Feb 2006, 3:52, More)