» Useless advice

First
Although I don't give out useless advice, most of the advice I do give out is incredibly unhelpful.
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 10:55, More)

» Running away

Running away
My friend once ran away, he only got as far as a couple of fields away from his house though, then he went back for tea.
(Fri 11th Aug 2006, 13:11, More)

» Intense Friendships

Friends...
Luckily i've missed out on the psycho friends thing so far. They haven't made me do anything weird, some of them have just been complete twats. Sometimes it can take a while to realise that.
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 12:49, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

apologies_for_length
maybe HotBlack Desiato {Home again} was in Scotland where they still have £100 notes?
(Mon 21st Nov 2005, 20:42, More)

» Take my Mother-in-law...

Bad Mother-in-law joke...
Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

hehehe
(Thu 8th Sep 2005, 10:13, More)