» Cheating cheaty cheats

On
spying the Chavs loitering outside the Station, I Muttered "IDDQD" to myself in a quiet voice.

Needless to say, I Still got the crap kicked out of me
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 23:39, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

I have bought:
1.) A Broken Motherboard £100
2.) 1024 Megs of RAM (Incompatible with said motherboard) £120
3.) A mixer minus crossfader for £5
4.) A CD mixed by Paul Oakenfold £15
5.) A 400MHz mahoosive Compaq desktop for £25 including 15" monitor which buzzes ominously
6.) Two bass guitar amplifiers (I can't play the guitar) for christ knows how much; one of which electrocuted my mate
7.) A Sure instrument microphone (I don't play any instruments) £60
8.) A mobile for a tenner that only recieves text messages when voicemail is called.
9.) A Swimming pool (5m diameter) which procceded to collapse and flood the garden

I have replaced alky-hol with excessive caffine and tobacco...

Appologies for linear scale factor / poor humour
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 22:35, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I knew my career as a classical musician was over....
when i picked up my drum sticks and stuck a cigarette in my mouth...

So much for the Piano and two Choirs...
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 23:32, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

b3ta was blocked
so we wrote a proxy bypass in cgi!
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 14:54, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I knew it was over
when I bought the sound track to PI. I have not listened to a record that does not sound like a piano falling down a flight of stairs since 1997. Anything less than 400BPM sounds classical... (Turns up the Twin...)

Relationships wise: I have no self confidence whatsoever...

Was I miserable because I listened to pop music, or did i listen to pop music beceause i was miserable...
(Sun 24th Jul 2005, 22:48, More)