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» How I Skive Off Work
I got fired because of this website
My last job was working in a storage warehouse.8hr day ,but my work only took about 5 hrs to do and then it was time to find something to pass the time.joy riding on forklifts ,chatting to those who were working hard and making fun.I was about 5 months into the job and becoming more daring with my slacking off.There was a computer at the top of the warehouse beside the main office and it was used for emailing delivery reports and stuff.so, i thought id surf the web and maybe play some games for a few minutes.I remembered this website and thought 'this il be good for laughs'.I went to the games page and brought up the 'top ten cutest kittens(the boss is a cunt) video.thinking how hilarious it was, i went to show a co-worker only to return to,not to my boss(he had a good sense of humour) but rather his boss, the owner of the warehouse.he went straight to an office at the back of the building and called me in.No amount of apology or arse licking could get me out of it.Back to unemployment...
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 20:10, More)
I got fired because of this website
My last job was working in a storage warehouse.8hr day ,but my work only took about 5 hrs to do and then it was time to find something to pass the time.joy riding on forklifts ,chatting to those who were working hard and making fun.I was about 5 months into the job and becoming more daring with my slacking off.There was a computer at the top of the warehouse beside the main office and it was used for emailing delivery reports and stuff.so, i thought id surf the web and maybe play some games for a few minutes.I remembered this website and thought 'this il be good for laughs'.I went to the games page and brought up the 'top ten cutest kittens(the boss is a cunt) video.thinking how hilarious it was, i went to show a co-worker only to return to,not to my boss(he had a good sense of humour) but rather his boss, the owner of the warehouse.he went straight to an office at the back of the building and called me in.No amount of apology or arse licking could get me out of it.Back to unemployment...
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 20:10, More)
» I'm an expert
I am an expert at...
Stopping things from hitting me.
Im a slow minded person but I have the reflexes of a cat ,times 10. Throw anything at me ,an orange, pen ,a rock.My hands control themselves and stop any incoming objects, but doesn't work properly sometimes...
At work one day , a large crate fell from a height in my direction.Instead of just hopping out of its way my hands got over-confident and tried to stop the 70KG box.
Result: Broken arm + fractured wrist
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 2:31, More)
I am an expert at...
Stopping things from hitting me.
Im a slow minded person but I have the reflexes of a cat ,times 10. Throw anything at me ,an orange, pen ,a rock.My hands control themselves and stop any incoming objects, but doesn't work properly sometimes...
At work one day , a large crate fell from a height in my direction.Instead of just hopping out of its way my hands got over-confident and tried to stop the 70KG box.
Result: Broken arm + fractured wrist
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 2:31, More)