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Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
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Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
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» Evil Pranks
When out shopping with my mate...
He likes to finish his can of Coke or McD's drink & leave it on one of the shelves of shops such as the Gadget Shop.
You then get punters staring & wondering over what magic piece of gadgetry it is.
Simple but effective.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 14:03, More)
When out shopping with my mate...
He likes to finish his can of Coke or McD's drink & leave it on one of the shelves of shops such as the Gadget Shop.
You then get punters staring & wondering over what magic piece of gadgetry it is.
Simple but effective.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 14:03, More)
» Mistaken Identity
Foam party...
I've been told I look like Dennis Wise and used to get harassed about it during his Chelsea years.
But, the foam party. First ever holiday sans parents, in Tenerife with 11 other mates from school. One of the organised events was a foam party.
After much alcohol consumption the foam finally starts and my buddies and I start getting into the spirit of it. Jumping around getting soapy. Not much later I'm bopping around topless and covered in foam having lost everyone else, when I spy my friend Kozzi shouting at the foam cannon operators. He was also covered in foam and topless so I bound over and with a cheeky laugh rub bellies (sp?) with him.
The look on the other guy's face instantly conveyed that it most certainly wasn't my mate and the ensuing conversation went thus:
Dr_F: "You're not Kozzi."
Random Stranger: "No."
Dr_F: "Sorry."
*thinks* "fuck."
Just how do you leave with dignity after that?
Length? It was hidden in the foam.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 17:26, More)
Foam party...
I've been told I look like Dennis Wise and used to get harassed about it during his Chelsea years.
But, the foam party. First ever holiday sans parents, in Tenerife with 11 other mates from school. One of the organised events was a foam party.
After much alcohol consumption the foam finally starts and my buddies and I start getting into the spirit of it. Jumping around getting soapy. Not much later I'm bopping around topless and covered in foam having lost everyone else, when I spy my friend Kozzi shouting at the foam cannon operators. He was also covered in foam and topless so I bound over and with a cheeky laugh rub bellies (sp?) with him.
The look on the other guy's face instantly conveyed that it most certainly wasn't my mate and the ensuing conversation went thus:
Dr_F: "You're not Kozzi."
Random Stranger: "No."
Dr_F: "Sorry."
*thinks* "fuck."
Just how do you leave with dignity after that?
Length? It was hidden in the foam.
(Thu 31st May 2007, 17:26, More)
» Ignoring Instructions
Never...
...smoke a cigar, then re-apply a contact lens that has fallen out.
Nicoteine(sp?),Finger,Contact-Lens,Eye,Pain
(Fri 5th May 2006, 11:17, More)
Never...
...smoke a cigar, then re-apply a contact lens that has fallen out.
Nicoteine(sp?),Finger,Contact-Lens,Eye,Pain
(Fri 5th May 2006, 11:17, More)
» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
The highbrow world of academia?
I've been in research in academia for a while now and I know most of the people I work with are supposed to be 'experts' in their field, but some of the stuff that goes on...
Like arming a laser from the control room when people are still moving pieces of equipment around and watching them sh*t themselves on CCTV. Doing this repeatedly until the warning lights and klaxons no longer hold the same threat. All funny until someone drops the trigger and they get a lethal radiation dose. THankfully nobody did though.
Or 10 tonne detectors... on fire. Not really 'on' fire but one of the inner layers of the (spherical) detector used a flammable gas and this got ignited. Same place, high power electron beam being steered into several tonne magnets. It melted some massive holes in them and turned them from magnets back into the huge pile of ex-battleship steel that they were.
And the usual stuff about things getting thrown around in high magnetic fields. Trash cans, floor buffers and gas cannisters of combustible gas.
Still, in just under 2 years time I'll be qualified to do it all myself.
Length, 7 years as a student, and still counting.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 13:41, More)
The highbrow world of academia?
I've been in research in academia for a while now and I know most of the people I work with are supposed to be 'experts' in their field, but some of the stuff that goes on...
Like arming a laser from the control room when people are still moving pieces of equipment around and watching them sh*t themselves on CCTV. Doing this repeatedly until the warning lights and klaxons no longer hold the same threat. All funny until someone drops the trigger and they get a lethal radiation dose. THankfully nobody did though.
Or 10 tonne detectors... on fire. Not really 'on' fire but one of the inner layers of the (spherical) detector used a flammable gas and this got ignited. Same place, high power electron beam being steered into several tonne magnets. It melted some massive holes in them and turned them from magnets back into the huge pile of ex-battleship steel that they were.
And the usual stuff about things getting thrown around in high magnetic fields. Trash cans, floor buffers and gas cannisters of combustible gas.
Still, in just under 2 years time I'll be qualified to do it all myself.
Length, 7 years as a student, and still counting.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 13:41, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
A girl I went to school with...
She had a bit of a reputation for being easy.
Her name was X McCraken.
We called her Phil.
She never did figure it out.
Insert phallic dimension related joke here.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 13:28, More)
A girl I went to school with...
She had a bit of a reputation for being easy.
Her name was X McCraken.
We called her Phil.
She never did figure it out.
Insert phallic dimension related joke here.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 13:28, More)