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» Stupid Dares

If it's good enough for cattle
Two weeks ago i allowed my friend to brand me with a metal coat hanger bent into the shape of an 'M' and heated up on the hob.....three times.
A trip to A&E and some anti-biotics if you were wondering
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 17:20, More)

» Expensive Mistakes

Cost me a girlfriend
Due to a series of stupid arguements last night stemming from me making a passing comment about her ability to skin up I cost myself a girlfriend.
(Sat 27th Oct 2007, 9:27, More)

» Weddings

damn kilts
I went to my half brother's wedding about 4 years ago and i had to wear a full kilt suit thing. The kilt was fine but i had to wear some stupid poncey shoes that i could barely walk in.
Me and some other kids that were there decided to go across the road from where the reception was to go on a little park thing. On the way back across the road going back to the reception party i tripped over the sodding shoes and nearly got ran over by a car.
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 15:46, More)

» Hidden Treasure

today i found out
that my gf hates online games, and most of all having to play them for 45 minutes while we wait to go to the cinema. Call me paranoid but i now think she hates me too.
Kat if you read this i'm really sorry
EDIT:she doesnt hate me luckily, and today i found the ultimate treasure, how to find a stimulate the G-spot without even trying.
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 21:30, More)

» Karma

I don't know what I've done to deserve it, but.....
This has been one of the shittest months of my life. I've had 2 parking tickets, a speeding fine, got a cracked windscreen from a lorry kicking up a stone, turned my MP3 player into a £170 paperweight by accidentally deleting the software on it and today i heard my shock absorber go on my car.
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 18:20, More)
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