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Meg
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Meg
Myspace is for the weak and the bored. Feel free to drop me a line.
Weasels are good.
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» Picky Eaters
a friend of my ex...
...was so averse to cucumbers it was weird. Story goes that someone who knew his dreadful secret, and who was in the mood for highjinks, posted this guy a cucumber wrapped in foil and all sorts of padded bizarreity. And I have it on good authority that the parcel got thrown straight in the bin because he could "tell there was a cucumber in it", such was his loathing.
Puzzling. Probably not true, but just thought I'd share.
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 2:34, More)
a friend of my ex...
...was so averse to cucumbers it was weird. Story goes that someone who knew his dreadful secret, and who was in the mood for highjinks, posted this guy a cucumber wrapped in foil and all sorts of padded bizarreity. And I have it on good authority that the parcel got thrown straight in the bin because he could "tell there was a cucumber in it", such was his loathing.
Puzzling. Probably not true, but just thought I'd share.
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 2:34, More)
» Picky Eaters
peanut butter.
My little brother (not so little now, the fucker) refused to eat anything but peanut butter sandwiches for a whole week, despite my parents tearing their hair out, crying, pleading, begging, bribing. A week passed, and he had a pizza.
For the next week all he would eat was pizza.
If that happened now they'd probably take him into care.
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 2:29, More)
peanut butter.
My little brother (not so little now, the fucker) refused to eat anything but peanut butter sandwiches for a whole week, despite my parents tearing their hair out, crying, pleading, begging, bribing. A week passed, and he had a pizza.
For the next week all he would eat was pizza.
If that happened now they'd probably take him into care.
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 2:29, More)
» Mistaken Identity
A drunk scouser...
...once confused me, on a crowded train just outside Shrewsbury, for "that whiney cunt- what's her name? fuckin'- fuckin' Avril La-whasserface."
I was mortified for two reasons. He proceeded to shout her name very loudly in a crowded carriage, which in itself is embarassing enough, to have some drunken lunatic shouting at you on a scummy arriva train. But the fact that a) I am much cooler than Avril Lavigne and b) I could tell people were really thinking "wtf, she's not even nearly foxy enough to be that minxy little sexpot" made me go red as a tomato, I kid ye not.
That is the only time I've been mistaken for anyone interesting. There was this girl who followed me around a theme park for about 20 minutes insisting that my name was Claire...
(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 15:19, More)
A drunk scouser...
...once confused me, on a crowded train just outside Shrewsbury, for "that whiney cunt- what's her name? fuckin'- fuckin' Avril La-whasserface."
I was mortified for two reasons. He proceeded to shout her name very loudly in a crowded carriage, which in itself is embarassing enough, to have some drunken lunatic shouting at you on a scummy arriva train. But the fact that a) I am much cooler than Avril Lavigne and b) I could tell people were really thinking "wtf, she's not even nearly foxy enough to be that minxy little sexpot" made me go red as a tomato, I kid ye not.
That is the only time I've been mistaken for anyone interesting. There was this girl who followed me around a theme park for about 20 minutes insisting that my name was Claire...
(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 15:19, More)
» Petty Sabotage
When I was a kid...
I was a bit angry. Well, angry for a six year old. So, I took my Dads hammer and proceeded to bang 4" holes in the wall of my Dads office.
That's not all. I succeeded in blaming it on my four year old brother...
Oh the shame.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 14:30, More)
When I was a kid...
I was a bit angry. Well, angry for a six year old. So, I took my Dads hammer and proceeded to bang 4" holes in the wall of my Dads office.
That's not all. I succeeded in blaming it on my four year old brother...
Oh the shame.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 14:30, More)