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More things not to say at a wedding.
At a recent wedding the groom decided to read a passage from Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, his soon to be wife’s favourite book. A drunken friend chose this moment to display his own knowledge of the book by informing everyone that the passage isn’t actually about the woman Corelli ends up with.
Then, as drunken men so often do, he bettered himself. During the happy couple’s first dance (Eric Clapton’s Wonderful Tonight), he again informed everyone at volume, as it was quite loud, that Eric Clapton had actually written the song about someone else’s wife.
He still finds his comments amusing to this day, saying there’s no need to be embarrassed; it’s not like any of them still speak to him.
(Tue 19th Jul 2005, 12:56, More)
More things not to say at a wedding.
At a recent wedding the groom decided to read a passage from Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, his soon to be wife’s favourite book. A drunken friend chose this moment to display his own knowledge of the book by informing everyone that the passage isn’t actually about the woman Corelli ends up with.
Then, as drunken men so often do, he bettered himself. During the happy couple’s first dance (Eric Clapton’s Wonderful Tonight), he again informed everyone at volume, as it was quite loud, that Eric Clapton had actually written the song about someone else’s wife.
He still finds his comments amusing to this day, saying there’s no need to be embarrassed; it’s not like any of them still speak to him.
(Tue 19th Jul 2005, 12:56, More)
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Make it end.
I know a man who at his own wedding gave a little speech towards the end of the reception thanking everyone involved in the organisation of the day, both sets of parents, his new wife, etc. A very nice speech unitl he ended with the immortal line...
"I've had a great day...but this wasn't it."
He then spent the rest of the evening shouting "Make it end!"
Why do people spend some much time planning weddings down to the smallest detail. Spending thousands of pounds on "the most perfect day of their lives". Then pour as much free booze in to people as possible. Really, what are they expecting?
(Wed 20th Jul 2005, 10:12, More)
Make it end.
I know a man who at his own wedding gave a little speech towards the end of the reception thanking everyone involved in the organisation of the day, both sets of parents, his new wife, etc. A very nice speech unitl he ended with the immortal line...
"I've had a great day...but this wasn't it."
He then spent the rest of the evening shouting "Make it end!"
Why do people spend some much time planning weddings down to the smallest detail. Spending thousands of pounds on "the most perfect day of their lives". Then pour as much free booze in to people as possible. Really, what are they expecting?
(Wed 20th Jul 2005, 10:12, More)