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I'm rubbish at shopping and hummus, so you can endure this tripe again.







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» Rock and Roll Stories

I threw a tv out a hotel window once
The window was open.

And it was a bedsit not a hotel

And it was an old hi-fi not a tv.

I still felt quite rock and roll doing it.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 17:16, More)

» Will you go out with me?

Persistence...
Ten years of begging and being ignored and now we're getting married.

Top Tip: Stalking works, kids!
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 14:59, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

someone down there reminded me
I once went for a quick smoke with someone in my 6th form days. We only had lunch break so we toked it down super fast and wandered back. For the last ten or so minutes of break I just giggled constantly and carried on doing so up to the door of my next lesson. Now this lesson happened to be a A-Level mock exam, so i had to get some composure. I didn't quite manage it and fell asleep in the second row back of a room with less than 15 people in.

Best part is that I actually managed to score higher than almost everyone in the class!
(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 19:55, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

thank god it was late
Walking home after one too many at the ol' student's union, i was having a text arguement with my ex which was difficult considering i couldn't read the screen properly. Anyway on my route I got a little tired and just sat down where I was. Feeling more tired and a little ill, i thought a lie down was in order. Not exactly sure how long I was out for but I was awoken by a very friendly policeman suggesting the sliproad onto the motorway was not the best place to have a lie down and helped me to the side of the road.
(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 19:51, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

First time i had sex, i didn't actually have sex
Just rubbed up against it, got too excited and spluffed.

At the time I thought it was a magical experience, then i did it for real and realised i hadn't actually done it.

Never told my buddy that also did the deed the same night and we'd been high fiving for being two of the first of our peers to cop off.
(Sun 29th Oct 2006, 19:10, More)
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