» Teenage Poetry

Roses?
Roses are red
violets are twisted
when you get home
your going to get fisted.

Roses are red
violets are blue
Im on prozak
10p for ago on your tractor.....

ttaaaaddaaaaaaaaarrrrr
(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 12:36, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Rock of love
Whilst celebrating my birthday a fews years ago in my local boozer,we finally got kicked out at 9am. So we walked to my girlfriends boozer to carry on the drunken antics but had to leave for opening time. On the way home my girl and I started to have one of those pissed up arguments(you know the sort) anyway some how she ended up fucking off and I ended up with a 12inch cock made out of rock(i live in brighton)Still to this day I can not remeber where I bought it, anyway I thought that somehow it would smooth over the argument. And I think it would of done if I had'nt ended up back in the pub I started in the night b4. I gave it to the landlady, who was reportedly caught sucking it in her front room whilst watching the eastenders omnibus.
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 13:24, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

far east anyone
What diet craze came from asia last year?



Swim fast......
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 12:35, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

love it
whats the difference between a peado and achne?

Achne does not come on your face untill you are 14...............
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 12:28, More)

» Injured Siblings

Sister
I got my sister in the club.........



YMCA that is
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 12:50, More)