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How do! *tips hat* Right. My name is Simon and I draw crap, but not very often. I should draw crap more often and I will do. Thankee.

Yeh, I have a myspace

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» Hidden Treasure

Once upon a time
After a night out on the beer and such, I woke up the next morning and lo and behold, what treasures should I find?

A spicy potato in my jacket pocket and a handful of gravel in my jeans.

I apparantly exchanged the gravel for currency.
(Mon 4th Jul 2005, 20:44, More)

» When animals attack...

Pigeons. Bastards.
I always, ALWAYS get attacked by pigeons whilst delivering newspapers to shops in the early hours of the morning. They fly at my face. I think they're jealous of it. Yeh, that's it.
Anyway, I had one slam through the radiator grill on a Mercedes van. Pulled over and the sodding thing was strutting about in the engine bay like nothing had happened.

Once I saw a squirrel humping a dead rabbit by the side of the road. True story.

Length? Girth? No, flavour is more important.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 18:00, More)

» My Collection

I like to collect small electronic parts
Y'know, like resistors, LED's, capicators, transistors and the such. I've got thousands of the buggers. I used to horde them with the hope of one day building a giant robot capable of squeezing the juice from a melon with it's eyelid so I may drink it for breakfast.

I have a hobby of replacing parts in electronic devices just for kicks to see what it does. I also like to leave the smallest and spikiest components randomly dotted on the living room floor for my dad to tread on barefooted. Endless hours of fun! Other than that, I really have no practical use for them.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 4:58, More)

» Weird Traditions

Having days designated for meals
As in Tuesday is pork night, Thursday salad night etc. Now that in itself is pretty standard as far as traditions go. It tends to get a bit weird when you are eating with your grandparents, your grandmother is cooking the food BADLY and your grandfather insists that everything NEEDS brown sauce on it including sodding curry!

I ask you!

Length? Not a sausage.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 20:02, More)