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My insanely Christian cousin...
...got married to some equally Christian girl last year. So Christian they'd never even kissed before the ceremony. Anyway, as mere cousins, when both bride and groom had lots of siblings, we were not invited to the post wedding lunch, and went on our way, stopping to admire the decorated car. However, the person who decorated it had forgotten the lipstick. So, we and all the other distant relations stopped to rectify this.

I only found out later that my brother wrote "Jesus was here" right across the bonnet.
(Mon 18th Jul 2005, 12:30, More)