» Weddings

Singing
I used to sing weddings a while ago and I remeber this one guy who when kneeling up at the altar had the words
"Help" painted in tipex on the soles of his shoes. Needless to say the bride looked less than impressed when everyone started cupping their mouths sniggering and when she was told later that it was on the wedding video :S
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 0:14, More)

» Teenage Poetry

snot
How do i compare the to a summer spot,
That doth grow on me from once wiped snot
that dribbled down my chin from higher places.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 0:16, More)

» Weird Traditions

Speeding
Me and my band always make monkey sounds when we go past one of those speed things, you know the ones that tell you you should be doing 30mph ??
We never asked each other why....
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 16:16, More)

» Weird Traditions

Beer ?
I often breath in the gas/smoke stuff that come out when you crack open a bottle of beer.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 16:14, More)