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I thought I ought to do something about this.


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» Child Labour

I've been a Sunday paper boy since I was 13 (Now 17)
I've not had a single payrise, the papers get bigger year on year, and every fucking week I get the same fucking cunt complaining about his paper. Take a few weeks ago for example. Pissing it down with rain, all the papers are getting fucking soaked. I get to the cunt house, push his cheap crappy Mail on Sunday through, and wait for the door to be flung open. Sure enough, it was. And I was treated to a lecture about how "all you chav kids are the same" and that I "should dry the papers before posting"

The paper was in a plastic bag and I have long black hair, was wearing all black and listening to Bullet For My Valentine. So yes. I'm a chav alright.

Oh and I only get £5 a week for 2 hours work.
(Sun 19th Feb 2006, 15:18, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Canterbury
Whilst in Canterbury on Saturday, I had the misfortune of being stuck behind a shitload of German tourists in McDonalds. As each gave their order, most managed to order a Big Mac and Coke. Until the very last retard who some how managed to confuse "20 Chicken McNuggets" with "20 Chicken McNugget meals".
Oh, and then there was the Dutch tourists looking for a crappy fete thing. Despite walking right past the thing, I lost count of how many times I was asked in crap English if the fete was "here". I was standing (with girlfriend) in the emptiest park imaginable.
Thankfully, I didn't meet any Americans or Japanese. Yay.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 9:38, More)

» I'm an expert

Fwap abstinence
I haven't fwapped for roughly 4 years now as a result of a bet. Once you stop, you can't be arsed to start again.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 9:35, More)

» Essential Items

Me?
4GB pink iPod mini - drowns out chavs

House key - obvious

Eyeliner (black)- you never know

Nail Polish (black)- as above

Bike lock key - for getting bike

Motorola V3 (silver) - it's a crap phone

Nintendo DS - useful at train station

Spare DS games - see above

Retainer box - for my retainer =O

Wallet - contains money

Guitar Pick - really have no idea

Signed My Chemical Romance CD - cause i love em!

Palm top PC - no idea again

Sporks (collapsible and regular) - eating cereal and steak together
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 17:10, More)

» I'm an expert

I'm an expert at
spelling my name wrong
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 9:41, More)
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