» Shame

The Sun
If you read The Sun on Friday 25th November 2005 you would have seen page 19, with the headlines :"Booziness As Usual". well i am the drunk whos picture takes up halve the page!

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all my family and friends have now labelled me a useless drunk, and i feel the shame! anyway im famous!

length? what length?
Dani B
(Mon 28th Nov 2005, 11:40, More)

» School fights

Fat Ging
OK Fat Ging was part of our group of friends and this isn't a malicious fight.

first, how he got his nickname: one day we were playing a sort of game where you had to jump on Fat Ging whilst he was on the floor in the corridor. i jumped on him and he banged his head on the wall, oops. he got up and got me in a headlock and called me a "Fat Ginger Git". i pushed him off and that was that. i must add im not ginger, not overly fat and definatly not a git.

i dont know how long after, but he was subsequently given the nickname Fat Ginger Git, which was shortend to Fat Ging, or sometimes Fat. He wasn't fat, ginger or a git either. :/

in one science lesson with hydrochloric acid, he wetted a bit of tissue with the aforementioned acid and threw it at my back (he sat behind me). so i turned around with my pippet and sprayed some in his face. he got me back with his pippet, so i grabbed the whole beaker and thrust it in his face, and he did the same to me.

none of us won, because we had both run out of hydrochloric acid, but we got told off and had to wash off in the sink because the acid was acting acidy and burning my face!

i also remember getting a group of our mates together, and running shouting "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" which obivously alerts others, who then chase us looking for where the fight is. the number of people snowballed and we led them on a wild goose chase around the school. eventually we could sneak into the middle of the group and sneak out, stop and watch them kind of disperse when they finally realise there will be no fight.
other times we would point at one person in front of us, who would get scared of the mob and run, which made the group think it was this bloke getting beat up, so would chase him until something stopped them! oh the days!

My Penis is big.
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 17:16, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Remember The Name....
i was playing football a good 10 years ago for my very good 5-a-side team, under 11 i think. We won through the first rounds up in scummy Portsmouth, the next weekend we had to go to Brimingham, we won through all those games. then the finals were at the Reebok Stadium, Bolton. Hailing from Plymouth we put some settees in the back of a transit van and made the way up.

we got through to the semi-finals, and got kicked off the park by a bunch of dirty scousers, i left the pitch on a stretcher. but i was young and i dont think i had permananet damage. anyway they stuffed us.

just before Euro 2004, when Wayne Rooney was being paraded to the country, Sky Sports News showed a clip of a young Wayne Rooney tackling one of my teammates from that tournament. So there is a 25% chance that Wayne Rooney stretchered me, they were dirty dirty scousers.
(Thu 25th May 2006, 19:49, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Whats Worse
What is worse than apeloverage being all big and clever?

apeloverage being big and clever without reading the PASS NOTES on the blurb to the question.

Now YOU APELOVERAGE look like a royal twat
(Wed 1st Mar 2006, 18:31, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

MJ
Why was it wierd that Michael Jackson hung the young child off the balcony?

He usually tosses them off
(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 2:41, More)