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one of my friends
holds what have been deemed legendary houseparties in a certain midlands town. during the second one last year, about 2am, needing relief, i wandered to the toilet to find a thronging crowd around the bathroom door, several giggling and others looking positively violated. turns out the only 15 year old present had, on his first night of drunken fun, semi-passed out on the bog, shat himself and was now subconsciously having a rather obvious wank with the door open, muttering incoherently as he came. lovely.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 17:40, More)