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» Useless advice

sciatica
my boyfriend has sciatica. a spanish doctor told him to lie down for the next 6 months.
(Sat 21st Oct 2006, 18:05, More)

» Missing body parts

wooden leg
Not really about me.. but anyway.. my nan was round for a family meal and we got chatting about great grandad. She was telling us how he lost half of his leg because of a terrible train accident. Then i had to go open my fat mouth 'Well i guess it wouldn't have been that bad, at least he could alway go to fancy dress as a pirate'. Shocked faces from the whole family.. me mumbling about...'i didnt mean it like that'.. mumble..opps
(Thu 8th Jun 2006, 12:14, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

laser quest
i cheated at laser quest. i wore my coat over my laser target thing so no one could get me. I still didnt win hahaha
(Sat 19th Nov 2005, 21:17, More)

» Essential Items

feminine itching
thrush cream.. dont specifically carry it.. but it always seems to be in my bag?
(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 17:31, More)

» The Police

going for a piss
apparently, late one night a copper knocked on our front door.. and asked to use our toilet! what a cheeky bastard.. at least he didnt piss on the car
(Sun 25th Sep 2005, 21:31, More)
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