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» Weddings
Stupid neighbours
My mates sister and fiance arranged their wedding months in advance as normal, and when the day rolled round, it ended up being on the same day as Princess Diana's funeral. The reception was at their parents house, and so music and general celebration followed. And then one of the neighbours came round to ask why they were celebrating Diana's death. Brainless fuck
(Mon 18th Jul 2005, 1:36, More)
Stupid neighbours
My mates sister and fiance arranged their wedding months in advance as normal, and when the day rolled round, it ended up being on the same day as Princess Diana's funeral. The reception was at their parents house, and so music and general celebration followed. And then one of the neighbours came round to ask why they were celebrating Diana's death. Brainless fuck
(Mon 18th Jul 2005, 1:36, More)
» When animals attack...
How could he get it soooooo wrong?
Admittedly this is pre-attack, but here goes:
When they were young, my friends brother was apparently poking a wasps nest with a stick. When told that this was not a good idea, he uttered the immortal words:
"It's alright - I 've already been stung once, I can't be stung again"
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 19:39, More)
How could he get it soooooo wrong?
Admittedly this is pre-attack, but here goes:
When they were young, my friends brother was apparently poking a wasps nest with a stick. When told that this was not a good idea, he uttered the immortal words:
"It's alright - I 've already been stung once, I can't be stung again"
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 19:39, More)
» When animals attack...
The Dog Whisperer
When I was very young, some woman was having a bit of trouble controlling her large alsatian outside the local supermarket. Thinking I was Dr Doolittle or something, and believing I had a mystical way with dogs, I thought I would go and "help out". The alsatian did not appreciate this, and gave me an enormous bite on my arse. Luckily, there was a good few people there to see me look like a twat.
Also when young, and visiting relatives, we were out and walked past a horse in its field. I attempted to pat it on the head, whereupon it bit me on the chest. To add insult to injury, whenever I tell this story, I am accused of trying to sexually provoke the horse with my nipple *sob*
For whatever reason, I still love dogs, but hate horses.
On the flipside, when at university, someone absolutely nailed a drive when teeing off at the Old Course, only to hit a seagull after 30 yards.
Apologies etc. w00t! First post!
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 14:57, More)
The Dog Whisperer
When I was very young, some woman was having a bit of trouble controlling her large alsatian outside the local supermarket. Thinking I was Dr Doolittle or something, and believing I had a mystical way with dogs, I thought I would go and "help out". The alsatian did not appreciate this, and gave me an enormous bite on my arse. Luckily, there was a good few people there to see me look like a twat.
Also when young, and visiting relatives, we were out and walked past a horse in its field. I attempted to pat it on the head, whereupon it bit me on the chest. To add insult to injury, whenever I tell this story, I am accused of trying to sexually provoke the horse with my nipple *sob*
For whatever reason, I still love dogs, but hate horses.
On the flipside, when at university, someone absolutely nailed a drive when teeing off at the Old Course, only to hit a seagull after 30 yards.
Apologies etc. w00t! First post!
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 14:57, More)