» Teenage Parties

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Many many many stories, but for starters….

At the fine age of sixteen in the height of the drinking-cider-in-the-park age it was discovered that a girl in our class had a sister who was having a 14th birthday party – yay thought us drinking in the warm!

Turned up around 9 after already drinking 2L of strongbow and smoking an 8th of hash to find the party in full swing. This girl had invited 6 of her closest friends.. but her kind sister had told the school it was ‘open house’. Oh dear.

Events of the evening included:
Over a hundred people turning up (most of who no-one knew)
An unknown drug dealer setting up shop in the downstairs toilet
2 blokes in an xr3i doing wheel spins on the front garden waving baseball bats out of the window
More unknown people locking themselves in the front room smoking bongs and simly using the (white) carpet as the ashtray
Police
More police

Damage the next day included:
All carpets having to be replaced due to fag/spliff/blim burns
Kitchen having to be refitted due to cupboards being literally pulled off the walls
Microwave exploding due to my experiment with a tin of dog food on high power
Sofas having to be replaced due to general rippage & burnage

Best of all though was the fact that her parents were in the house, locked in their bedroom all night terrified of the gatecrashers

Yay for house parties

(everyone knows big is best)
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 13:45, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Farscape
the blue alien chick..



you know you would!
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 13:56, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

a selection..
A scottish chap who was seeing a female friend of mine for a while became know as Phil McCrackin

Barmaid at the local is know as Lisa Long Crack due to her inexplicably long arse crack

Mate of a mate is known as Radish due to his bald head & pale complexion

that is all for now
(Wed 24th May 2006, 16:59, More)