Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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free houseMany many many stories, but for starters….
At the fine age of sixteen in the height of the drinking-cider-in-the-park age it was discovered that a girl in our class had a sister who was having a 14th birthday party – yay thought us drinking in the warm!
Turned up around 9 after already drinking 2L of strongbow and smoking an 8th of hash to find the party in full swing. This girl had invited 6 of her closest friends.. but her kind sister had told the school it was ‘open house’. Oh dear.
Events of the evening included:
Over a hundred people turning up (most of who no-one knew)
An unknown drug dealer setting up shop in the downstairs toilet
2 blokes in an xr3i doing wheel spins on the front garden waving baseball bats out of the window
More unknown people locking themselves in the front room smoking bongs and simly using the (white) carpet as the ashtray
Police
More police
Damage the next day included:
All carpets having to be replaced due to fag/spliff/blim burns
Kitchen having to be refitted due to cupboards being literally pulled off the walls
Microwave exploding due to my experiment with a tin of dog food on high power
Sofas having to be replaced due to general rippage & burnage
Best of all though was the fact that her parents were in the house, locked in their bedroom all night terrified of the gatecrashers
Yay for house parties
(everyone knows big is best)
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 13:45, Reply)
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