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beach weddings
One of my close friends decided to get married on the beach. Upon arriving, we (all of the groomsmen) discovered that the bride's parent's had only set up accomodations for the bride's family, bride, groom, and bridal party. We were told that we would be camping 10-15 miles from the actual wedding site. Fucking great. Long story short, bride's family didn't really care for any of the groomsmen too much.
This presented a real opportunity for us to act like a bunch of twats. All of the groom's party (being in college and presented with unlimited free alcohol) got completely shitcanned both the night before, and the night of the wedding.
Hilarity ensues...
First Night:: everyone gets kicked out of the house that was hosting the party. But not before acquiring several cases of beer, and bottles of wine and liquor. Back at the campsite, everyone drank and smoked on the beach until the sun came up. Time to pass out..."OH SHIT!" we're all late for the wedding rehearsal.
Cut to a group of six guys, and their dates, all walking in an hour late. Obviously all in various states of sobriety. And the first thing anyone says other than "sorry for being late" was "right. no fucking alarm clocks without a proper power supply".
Finally "GO TIME":: Wedding goes off better than expected. At the reception, however, the entire wedding party is constantly being told stories of how the groom's men have been absolutely off their ass for around twenty four hours. Until it was obvious that we weren't welcome any more. There weren't even any hot brides maids.
Last night there:: Passed out on the beach with friends. Upon finding campsite again, the tent is destroyed and we had to sleep outside. Woke up at 6a.m. b/c of all of the bug bites. And to top this weekend off, my best friend and I almost got left at the beach b/c no one could find us as our cell phones were dead (right. hard to charge a fucking cell phone without a proper power supply). Anyway, no more weddings for me, thanks. I'm done.
first post... Too long? Never heard that before!
(Sat 16th Jul 2005, 3:08, More)
beach weddings
One of my close friends decided to get married on the beach. Upon arriving, we (all of the groomsmen) discovered that the bride's parent's had only set up accomodations for the bride's family, bride, groom, and bridal party. We were told that we would be camping 10-15 miles from the actual wedding site. Fucking great. Long story short, bride's family didn't really care for any of the groomsmen too much.
This presented a real opportunity for us to act like a bunch of twats. All of the groom's party (being in college and presented with unlimited free alcohol) got completely shitcanned both the night before, and the night of the wedding.
Hilarity ensues...
First Night:: everyone gets kicked out of the house that was hosting the party. But not before acquiring several cases of beer, and bottles of wine and liquor. Back at the campsite, everyone drank and smoked on the beach until the sun came up. Time to pass out..."OH SHIT!" we're all late for the wedding rehearsal.
Cut to a group of six guys, and their dates, all walking in an hour late. Obviously all in various states of sobriety. And the first thing anyone says other than "sorry for being late" was "right. no fucking alarm clocks without a proper power supply".
Finally "GO TIME":: Wedding goes off better than expected. At the reception, however, the entire wedding party is constantly being told stories of how the groom's men have been absolutely off their ass for around twenty four hours. Until it was obvious that we weren't welcome any more. There weren't even any hot brides maids.
Last night there:: Passed out on the beach with friends. Upon finding campsite again, the tent is destroyed and we had to sleep outside. Woke up at 6a.m. b/c of all of the bug bites. And to top this weekend off, my best friend and I almost got left at the beach b/c no one could find us as our cell phones were dead (right. hard to charge a fucking cell phone without a proper power supply). Anyway, no more weddings for me, thanks. I'm done.
first post... Too long? Never heard that before!
(Sat 16th Jul 2005, 3:08, More)