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Hastings, UK.
Its a shithole. Oh yes.

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» Impromptu Games You Play

The ruining somebodys holiday video via swearing game
For this you will need to spot somebody at a tourist attraction filming away with their camcorder.

You can then approach the task at hand in one of two ways:

(1) Shout "Bollocks!" (or whatever phrase you like) once, very loudly, from a distance.

(2) Repeatedly swear at normal conversational volumes while walking past the victim.

The joy in this is that 90% of people won't notice at the time. But when they get home and play the tape the swearing leaps out at them from the television like a large happy tourettes rabbit.

Also works well at weddings.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:54, More)

» Shit Stories

At college, many moooooons ago...
somebody had laid an extremely large turd in the sink in the gents toilet - it really was quite impressive.

2 days later it was still there, except someone had cut out a circle of paper, drawn a smiley face on it and stuck it on one end of the turd. Then they had made a little cocktail stick flag with its name on : "Dougal"
(Thu 6th May 2004, 15:01, More)

» My Collection

A friend of mine
at university was studying human biology. Apparently on your first day there you get introduced to the human corpse that you will be dissecting for the rest of the year. Nice.

The lab morgue had space for 10 bodies. There were 12 students on the course. Fortunately they found you could jam another couple of bodies in if they sawed them in half at the waist. Kids, do not donate your bodies to medical science - bits of you will be used for practical jokes by pissed up medical students.

The guy in charge of the lab had a collection. He kept it in an old tobacco tin in the freezer. It was a collection of nipples.
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 11:28, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

A bloke comes home from the pub
and gives a box to his wife.

She opens the box and theres a huge frog in there. "Whats this?" she asks.

"That" says her husband "is a wide mouthed frog. I just bought it from a bloke in the pub, who had trained it from birth to give the best blow jobs a man could ever wish for. I tried it out on the way home, and its true - it gave the best blow job i've ever had."

"Well what do you expect me to do with it?" Asks the wife.

"Teach it to cook, and then fuck off!"
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 12:25, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Reading the same joke 50 fucking times.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 12:20, More)
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