» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

Well someone had to post this one.......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kJZGC7_9Q
(Fri 6th Jun 2008, 23:26, More)

» Toilets

Skids.........
Came back from a night out on the piss, and decided I needed a good shit and a shower.(as you do)

Dump over with, in my half pickled state, must have had a slight problem with the wiping procedure, anyway, more of this later.

Got in the shower, and half heartedly rinsed myself off, got out and started to dry. Of course, when you are sober, the last thing you dry is your arse, but being pissed, such things didnt cross my mind, and the arse must have got dried first.
So drying my face off, started wondering wtf the smell was, checked the towel, to find a bloody great winnet (dangle berry, clagnut, whatever) smeared into the towel.
Not only that, but it was smeared into my hair, body, legs etc.

Never sobered up so fast in my life.
(Sat 3rd Sep 2005, 21:44, More)

» Impulse buys

Range Rover.
Back from the pub, and straight on the computer as usual.
Woke up the next morning to find I'd bought a Range Rover on Ebay. But not just any Range Rover, this had to be a Range Rover at the opposite end of the country from where I lived, ended up flying down to collect it, as the bloke just happened to live a couple of miles from Stanstead, and flying was the cheapest way of getting down there. The flight cost me £40, and it cost me £70 in fuel to drive it back, this doesn't bode well for the future me thought!
Still got the bloody thing 4 years later, as just after I bought it the arse dropped out of the range rover market, and I couldn't sell the bloody thing. Had to take a second job to pay for the petrol to get to my first job, but shouldn't complain really I suppose, as so far I have been pretty lucky that the tyres haven't been slashed and it hasn't been daubed in paint by the lentil munchers.
Anyone want to buy a Range Rover?
(Sun 24th May 2009, 9:07, More)