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I enjoy fine wines and knee-capping people

my hobbies also include;

and Pressing wild flowers

Teh /talk Insomniac Club

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» Rock and Roll Stories

suprised it's not been done yet
So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweet shop.

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether.

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 22:30, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

you lot..
you know nothing of hurt nads. my tales will put you all to shame.

yours truly.
Lance Armstrong.
(Wed 19th Jul 2006, 20:53, More)

» Food sabotage

You want to do real food sabotage?

Use strychnine.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 18:41, More)

» How nerdy are you?

There's no place like

(Sat 8th Mar 2008, 18:01, More)

» Bastard Colleagues

not good
I got sacked today.

Given that i was still within the three month probationary period, they had every right to do so without a warning.

at 5:20 on a friday night.

they still expect me to go back in next week.

click 'i like this if i should take it as a valuable lesson that you should never trust people ever'

fuck it, i'm going to pursue my dreams.
(Fri 25th Jan 2008, 19:38, More)
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