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» Toilets

Maybe i went in the loo after you once Dave Smells Like Cheese
Because...i once went for a dump in a public loos and both cubicles were locked, and the guy that came out looked at me all shifty-like and started going a bit red muttering things like "wasn't me...loadsa stuff everywhere..like it when i went in" at which point i was completely intrigued. Went into the cubicle and was intrigued no longer. There was shit EVERYWHERE. Not any old shit, but a foul foul FOUL smelling liquidy explosion, it was on the walls, the toilet holder and even the ceiling!?!? I suddenly didn't need a shit anymore.

/Edit..Dave Likes Cheese, sorry not smells like
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 17:00, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Not a dumb tourist...a dumb friend
Despite being exrtoardinarily intelligent in a lot of things, I have a friend greatly lacking in basic knowledge. One French lesson when learning place names in French we were set one of those tasks that attempt but fail to make learning fun. We had to write the correct French names on the places on a world map. In an attempt to help position Argentina...."well Argentina is in Europe isn't it?"...and after a lot of ridicule later you'd think she'd learn but no..."I think Turkey is in Africa"

Hoho
(Sun 10th Jul 2005, 21:37, More)