» Mistaken Identity

Short hair
Sat down for a nice chat with a bloke at the gym with my dad a few years ago, trying to get us to buy a membership. The guy prattles on for a bit about the facilities and stuff. Then he turns to me and:

Nice man: "and there's lots of activities for your son to enjoy too!"

-long pause-

Dad: "Actually, she's a girl."
(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 19:46, More)

» School fights

Food fight!
Haha, it was pretty funny at the time...

We were in year 10, and it was year 11's last day of school before study leave. They were all celebrating, knifing the school's minibuses, whatever... So a rumor spreads round that school that there's going to be a huge food fight at lunch and It'll be great.

I go into lunch and have come out again too early and I missed the fun, but what I'm told happened was everyone was sitting around, piles of food ready, waiting for this food fight to start... But the year 11s do nothing. So a year 10 boy thinks fuck this, gets up, yells food fight, and suddenly food is flying through the air in all directions. Aparently it was magical lol. And the year 11s got the blaim and had some event cancelled...

Though I felt a bit bad when in the afternoon my history teacher- a senior magnagement teacher and the nicest christian guy you'll meet (he'd twitch when angry) turned up to my lesson in trakkie bottoms and t-shirt because his suit was wrecked. Poor guy.
(Thu 16th Mar 2006, 21:51, More)