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Pure Genius
Once off work for 2 days with a bad case of food poisoning. Still not fully recovered, i forced myself to go in on the Friday (to avoid having to get a doctors note etc..) only to find that it was a clients leaving drinks in the local pub after work. Would have been rude not to have a pint of bow so i stayed for one.

6 pints later i was bladdered, and whilst having a piss i tried to let out a sneaky fart, only to follow through with some veritable force. Luckily no one was in cubicle, so edged very carefully over, locked the door, and inspected the damage. White boxers were covered but the trousers were safe. Faced with the growing problem of what to do with half white half brown boxers, a pub full of clients and bosses, and no window, i removed the cistern lid, stuffed the boxers in, made sure the toilet worked, cleaned myself up (including legs), and walked out like nothing happened! Been meaning to go back and see if they're still there, but thank god for the old fashioned toilet!
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 4:33, More)