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Been a member for over a year and made one lousy post, today. That's not entirely my fault, I like to think that I can squarely lay the blame for my lack of talent on a very shabby set of genes. And I did have one really good idea last year when I joined, but I wasn't allowed to post it.
Next post due in 2007.

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» Best Graffiti Ever

Richard Gere?
One of the few decent toilets at Southampton Uni. "Do you know that around the world three million people are doing exactly what you're doing right now" replied with "I doubt there are enough hamsters"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 8:09, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

Why don't they teach you the useful stuff in schools?
The parents went away. The girlfriend came over. This was my first time and our first time. She'd brought round some condoms and some music (the soundtrack to The Muppets Take Manhattan). Why didn't someone tell me that sex is meant to last more than 2 minutes. I assumed she would be getting bored and I faked an orgasm. Me, a bloke, and on my first shag! Realising then that biology lessons were of no real value, I dropped it as a GCSE. And that I why I'm not a doctor.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 10:56, More)

» Trolls

I mentioned something about sport on /talk
and I imagine Fred West would have got a warmer reception. I still have nightmares.
(Tue 24th May 2011, 9:54, More)