Why don't they teach you the useful stuff in schools?
The parents went away. The girlfriend came over. This was my first time and our first time. She'd brought round some condoms and some music (the soundtrack to The Muppets Take Manhattan). Why didn't someone tell me that sex is meant to last more than 2 minutes. I assumed she would be getting bored and I faked an orgasm. Me, a bloke, and on my first shag! Realising then that biology lessons were of no real value, I dropped it as a GCSE. And that I why I'm not a doctor.
( nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, Reply)