» Expensive Weekends

Money well spent
I was living in the south of France, life with the then girlfriend was getting a bit stale and I decided a weekend away on my own would be good for us both. Just before I left , I bumped into the hottest girl from our local nightclub. No shit, she was a model for Audabe, a french lengerie firm, whilst she was studying to become a psycholigist. On a whim I asked her to join me on my sejourn. She said yes. We ended up in Monaco and had some fun. And then some more fun. So much fun, that I found a job and we moved there together. Technically the weekend itself wasn't the expensive part. Cue to now. We've split up, and though it's very nice, I'm now living on a French tropical island called La Isle de la Reunion and paying monopoly money to a fcuwit lawyer to be able to see my son. I've not seen him since December 2008. I miss him.
(Mon 17th May 2010, 5:12, More)

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Nice
What do you say to a black jew?

Get to the back of the oven.
(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 6:21, More)