» World's Sickest Joke

Apols. if already been done
2 Iraqi Women are sitting on a bench watching their kids play in a play park.

1 Iraki says to the other' you have to appreciate them now, they blow up fast'
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 20:49, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Fat barstid
When i was around 10 or 11, I went to the Dublin motor show with my dad and my brother. After enjoying a days events such as, changing the whell of a Ferrari F1 car and sitting in all sorts of movie cars, me and my brother were standing looking at some new proto-type quad-bikes. Across the room about 10 yards or so away, we could see what we thought was a fat Michael Shumacher look-a-like, dressed top to toe in Ferrari F1 boiler suit. I took little notice and didnt want one of the phoney autographs he was sighning. A few weeks later I found out on the internet that it was the real Schumey. My dissapointment was immence, not because I didnt get an autograph, just because he was such a ;its true what they say, your hero is a fat shit.

I also met a guy twice who toured with supertramp for over 5 years, Carl Verheyen. Meeting him was far from a dissapointment, he was great. I did get his autograph and he wasn't a fat shit.
(Tue 30th May 2006, 23:05, More)

» Panic Buying

Never.....
...be in doubt, when alcohol is about. Whether it be parents, siblings or teachers, alcohol in any form will get you the thumbs up on christmas.
(Fri 23rd Dec 2005, 18:21, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

last month I had a very weird substitute
he came in and introduced himself
'My name is Rogers. Now, many of you may have herd the rumour that my name is Mr. Rogers, that would be a lie. R.O.G.E.R.S. rogers'
When we got settled down to work after laughing at this fag for a good ten mins.
He then walked around the class asking everybodys name, town ,and what they wanted to be when they were older. when he came round to me and i told him i wanted to be an intergalactick philopapus, he learned my name rather quickly.
As we got settled again someone peeped up at the back 'Rogers, is it ok if we listen to our ipods as we work,
Rogers repied' well, no but im sure this young man at the side * at this point, rogers put his hand over his mouth, stared at me, and muffled something whilst giggling, expecting us all to understand. I replied,
'My most sincerest apologies Rogers(without the foggyest what i was apologising for)'
Wanker
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 21:05, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Toffer
Guy in school called Christopher took the latter part of his name apposed to the convensional Chris (may be something to do with his extra carridge as well)
In my year, weve also got a Spaffy, a woogy and one guys actual name is Melvin, which i thought was a nickname for around 3 years.
Edit/: just remembered good ol' Captain Special. Hes a guy who gets my bus, and ive never seen a more suiting nickname in my life.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 12:47, More)