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butterknife
An old mate of mine related to me this story one fine spring morning:

Earlier that day he had gone to have a piss in the toilet he shared with his flatmate. Now, as he was weeing he noticed a butterknife lying on the counter by the toilet. Curious as to what it was doing there he made an inquiry of his flatmate, who somewhat ashamedly replied that he'd accidentally poo'd in the shower and, not wanting to touch it to get it to the loo, had used the butterknife to chop up the loaf into small enough pieces to fit down the shower drain.

Needless to say they disposed of the knife.
(Wed 7th Sep 2005, 4:36, More)