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» World's Sickest Joke

Posted after reading the same joke a million times
Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

A: A pinball machine.

Shit I know, but at least it's vaguely original.
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 18:33, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Not mine, but still good
Q: Why is Guinness a rascist pint?

A: Because the white always rises to the top.

(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 21:39, More)

» Public Transport Trauma

Greece (or something)...
This was years ago when I still holidayed with my dad. The two most popular destinations were Greece and Morocco so chances are it was one of the two.

Anyway we had to get a stupidly under priced taxi from our hotel to the nearest town, about 5 miles away (the taxi cost somewhere in the region of 78p if I recall). On the first day we hailed a cab, stated our destination and were happily on our way when the driver suddenly swerved onto a dusty track, through some kind of plantation, and came to a stop outside a very 'rustic' cottage. Where he proceeded to make signaling sounds with a toy ray-gun.

Now, being the simple eight-year-old I was, I saw nothing wrong with this route. It later transpired that my dad shat himself (probably). Balaclava, AK-47 and "just take all the money!" perhaps spring to mind.
Anyway, turned out that all he was doing was swapping shifts with his brother. Or something..

(First post, by the way.)
(Wed 4th Jun 2008, 2:12, More)