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Destroy, Lemon, Ham

In that precise order

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» Have you ever paid for sex?

No, i haven't
But when i was fourteen, me and my friend (aqquaintence) asked every chick in our school how much we had to pay to let us spit roast her

Hilarity ensued
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 19:19, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

My most disturbingly awful friend has just started a punk band
he thinks he's a genius, he comes in every morning with a new batch of songs. Heres a lovely example for you. "The Shit Song" is a song, not about the marvellous healing qualities of shit, but a song completely occupied by the word shit, where my friend repeatedly shouts shit over and over again to gay wanky guitar noise. As he explained this wonderous idea to his (probably ex) girlfriend, who is a brilliant singer with a wonderful voice, and a mature attitude towards music, i explained to her what a genius this cunt was, and that a cunting string quartet quartet were playing in the background of this cunts song. We both laughed at him, hard, for about a week.

He wanted me to play bass, i told him to go "shit" himself
(Fri 30th Sep 2005, 17:27, More)

» Birthdays

My worst birthday was my Fourteenth
The night before, my dad had gotten very drunk, and assaulted a classmate of mine who was being a cunt (a gobby chav homeboy, you should have seen him crying like a big girl on my doorstep) That was the day he had to go to the station and beg for mercy etc. The shouting and fighting at home was pretty bad too.

as for me, I stayed in and watched Pink Floyd - The Wall, no party, lazy cunts.
(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 23:11, More)

» Toilets

Being son of a plumber
I know a thing or two about bogs, taking them apart for instance

one day, i decided i should dismantle all the urinals in the school toilets, so i did, and lo and behold, a giant piss waterfall! (well puddle really) quite laughed.

never got caught because i'm a master of disguise ;)
(Sun 4th Sep 2005, 21:31, More)

» Toilets

Co op Car Park
This, is my local public toilet, its open most of the time. It is a big metal tin, with urinal, shitter, and big ass hand washing jobby (build into the wall)

it is dark, smelly, all the same stupid metal colour, and i wouldnt be seen dead in there unless i was actually murdered

2nd in my series of toilets i hate
(Sat 3rd Sep 2005, 23:23, More)
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