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I really need to get more sleep - 2 year old with a sadistic streak and a 6 month old that only sleeps when we are awake is starting to break me down.

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» Insults

My four year old son...
... can knock me over with a simple "You're not my best friend anymore!"
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 22:05, More)

» Shame

This one time, at band camp...
... not really.

My shame follows me from my days at polytechnic up in Preston, I was living in a shared house and the couple in the big bedroom had a nice collection of porn in their room but they also had a lock on the door... a simple, three digit combination lock. Suffice to say it took about 3 minutes for me to get in one day when they were both meant to be at poly and I was meant to be ill (ahem). Got the porn and was spending a little time shining the silver, when i heard the door. They were back early and i had not only got the evidence in a now sticky hand, i had left their room unlocked. For some bizarre reason i tried to run back to their room to put the porn back and got caught on the landing with my pants round my ankles... nice.
I stayed there for a little while longer as they were forgiving types but they made it clear i ought to move on. Which i did.
Nevermind the length, feel the quality.
(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 21:54, More)

» Debt pron

Simple...
Mortgage - £180K
Loan 1 - £60K
Loan 2 - £30K
Loan 3 - £7K
Outgoings :gt: Incomings...

Still mustn't grumble - the flip-side is...

Beautiful wife, 2 gorgeous kids, Full-time employed, Potential for own business on top, Play drums in a band or three

Altogether and on balance, happiness :gt: debts...

:rant: This country is crap though, it is made to get people into debt from birth till death. :/rant:
(Thu 23rd Nov 2006, 21:57, More)

» Awesome Sickies

Traditional attempt to avoid being drunk at work left me in a world of pain...
So i get drunk one evening and try too hard to drink my own body weight in whiskey, next morning I feel terrible and so phone in with the scuse that I have a cold/flu type thing, "OK, let me know every day how you are doing."
So I sit down on the sofa to feel ill for a couple of days and as luck would have it, the next day I wake up with swollen throat, dribbling nose and deaf in both ears... full on head cold. So i think i've got my just deserts and go to the quacks, he gives a sign off for a week back dated to when i said i started being ill...

The day before i am due to go back i am once again sat on the sofa and i hear the front door bell go. I jump up all keen and put my back out so that i am unable to straighten up.

Double whammy and all that... another sign off for two more weeks of bed rest and lying in strange positions to recover. Only to go back to the cuntiest boss on earth who then proceeded to treat me so badly i was forced to waffle on for days bout being made to be even more ill and nearly being sectioned for depression etc... eee-nuf-sed.

Eventually was off work for 9 months before getting a new job here. Stress can be a terrible thing...
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 14:17, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

£3500
To buy a car - if felt like the king when i arrived to view and pay up.
Then i discover that i have been done up like a kipper and there were so many faults with the car that it very nearly killed me when the prop shaft exited the floor of the car and entered the seating area while i was flying down the motorway. Luckily for me the AA helped finally kill the car by towing it without disconnecting the remains of the prop shaft - shredding the remains of the gear stick tunnel.
Suffice to say, the lovely Nigerian gent who sold me the car was never at his address again - the family that did live there were quite nice but they had been broken into recently... .
(Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 12:23, More)
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