Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Traditional attempt to avoid being drunk at work left me in a world of pain...So i get drunk one evening and try too hard to drink my own body weight in whiskey, next morning I feel terrible and so phone in with the scuse that I have a cold/flu type thing, "OK, let me know every day how you are doing."
So I sit down on the sofa to feel ill for a couple of days and as luck would have it, the next day I wake up with swollen throat, dribbling nose and deaf in both ears... full on head cold. So i think i've got my just deserts and go to the quacks, he gives a sign off for a week back dated to when i said i started being ill...
The day before i am due to go back i am once again sat on the sofa and i hear the front door bell go. I jump up all keen and put my back out so that i am unable to straighten up.
Double whammy and all that... another sign off for two more weeks of bed rest and lying in strange positions to recover. Only to go back to the cuntiest boss on earth who then proceeded to treat me so badly i was forced to waffle on for days bout being made to be even more ill and nearly being sectioned for depression etc... eee-nuf-sed.
Eventually was off work for 9 months before getting a new job here. Stress can be a terrible thing...
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 15:17, Reply)
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