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» Too much information

thanks for the info lance
I work at a posh country club, one of our members walks into the managers office while im sitting there pretending to do inventory work and such.
Manager : "so where have you and your family been"
lady: "our daughter had a bad bicycle accident"
--this answer would have sufficed but nooo
lady: "she hit a pothole and the bike seat went up her vagina, yeah she spent 3 weeks in the hospital...."
length, bigger than the bicycle seat
me: gross
(Mon 10th Sep 2007, 18:57, More)

» Stalked

Umm where do you live?
back in school, used to have the hots for this girl I had a class with. After an exam we both finished at the same time, I offered her a ride home and I dropped her off at her house. Before she got out, she asked how I knew where she lived...I quickly sped off.
(Wed 6th Feb 2008, 22:06, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

to be or not to be....
When i was a junior in high school, i attended this private schoool, for some reason our entire class had to memorize shakespeare's to be or not to be speech...night before said screw it and recorded myself saying it really really slow, next day on the test, brought in a walkman with a pair of head phones ran the lines through my sleeves and listen and wrote everything down, think i got a 98 or something, didnt get caught either, the tape spread around and pretty much everyone i knew used it at one point. i dont think anyone else got caught either
(Mon 21st Nov 2005, 18:40, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

from high school
a kid named ryan ansanelli"ass so smelly"(the smelly kid)
another kid bill burgamashe "burga-douchebag"(he was a douche)
so creative...
(Fri 19th May 2006, 3:19, More)

» Scary Neighbours

close talker
have this neighbor, nice guy and all, means very well. but damn...he is a close talker. The normal talking conversation range is a standard 3 feet, his has to be around 6-7 inches. creepy, the worst part of it is when you try and move back a little he just keeps narrowing the distance.
as always
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 5:08, More)
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