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» Toilets
sharing shit
A female friend, using restaurant toilet in US whilst on holiday was impressed by the rather large, boxlike loo paper dispenser.
Moisturised too! Aloe Vera? No.
Couldn't figure why there was another, more conventional toilet roll holder behind her (after the fact)that she had not seen. Ergo, she'd been shaking her lettuce & recycling in a rather unhygienic manner indeed.
She had to get tested for the Aids n' everything.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:24, More)
sharing shit
A female friend, using restaurant toilet in US whilst on holiday was impressed by the rather large, boxlike loo paper dispenser.
Moisturised too! Aloe Vera? No.
Couldn't figure why there was another, more conventional toilet roll holder behind her (after the fact)that she had not seen. Ergo, she'd been shaking her lettuce & recycling in a rather unhygienic manner indeed.
She had to get tested for the Aids n' everything.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:24, More)
» Child Labour
sausage boy
growing up as a catholic alter boy had perks.
Weddings £5-20. Baptisms £5-10. Funerals £0. Manual relief of the parish priest £5! The tight fucker.
Oh, & I worked as a "butcher's boy" which also involved manhandling rancid meat, but that's another story.
(Sat 18th Feb 2006, 19:02, More)
sausage boy
growing up as a catholic alter boy had perks.
Weddings £5-20. Baptisms £5-10. Funerals £0. Manual relief of the parish priest £5! The tight fucker.
Oh, & I worked as a "butcher's boy" which also involved manhandling rancid meat, but that's another story.
(Sat 18th Feb 2006, 19:02, More)
» Crappy Prizes
streettite cnts.
aged 6 i put 4 weeks creative energy into fancy dress costume of the devil for h.m.queen's golden jubilee street party. no mean feat given the lack of fancy dress resources in 1977. naturallly "his satanic majesty" won said competition. choice of prizes: a 50p plastic football or a mini airfix wwii german frigate. fkin chuffed. right tight cnts on r'street.
(Tue 9th Aug 2005, 21:25, More)
streettite cnts.
aged 6 i put 4 weeks creative energy into fancy dress costume of the devil for h.m.queen's golden jubilee street party. no mean feat given the lack of fancy dress resources in 1977. naturallly "his satanic majesty" won said competition. choice of prizes: a 50p plastic football or a mini airfix wwii german frigate. fkin chuffed. right tight cnts on r'street.
(Tue 9th Aug 2005, 21:25, More)