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» Toilets

Ahhh Reading Festival
I forget exactly which year it was, but it was my second time at Reading.

Anyway, I was already used to the vile sights and pure filth on the morning after the last night. I gathered from stories and the previous years experience that the burining porta loos and pushed over cubicles were normal.

However on leaving the camping area our group came accross a confused looking AA car recovery man. He was standing in front of a car which someone, somehow, had smashed a portaloo through the windscreen and it is was filled just below the window level with with a nasty looking and worse smelling brown sludge.

We took a moment to take in the sight, then walked off laughing, thinking about the nice clean cars which various parents were picking us up in. Parents are great.

My first post so length and girth surprisingly good to firm.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 14:55, More)

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My mate
Well I say mate - we used to call him Thrush - 'cause he's an irritating c*nt
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 13:25, More)