» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Thank Christ I didn't actually meet this guy....
I was about 15 and my cousins and I were chatting in a teen chat room. We get talking to this guy who seemed normal enough, saying we should meet up, etc etc (I honestly don't know what I was thinking...mind you I was 15!). After a while he sends us a photo.......of a middle aged guy (most likely him)......with a little girl.......in bed......eww eww eww!

He said he sent us the wrong photo.....yeah right!
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 11:53, More)

» Essential Items

My manager
I was at work one day when my backpack refused to open. The fabric overhang that protects the zipper easily gets caught in the actual zipper making it a hell of a job trying to pull it out and this day no amount of pulling would get the zipper undone!
My manager saw my dilema, reached into her handbag and pulled out a pair of pliers! Within a matter of seconds the problem was solved.
All I could think was why does she carry around a pair of pliers? For times when zippers need fixing or perhaps even pulling teeth?!?
(Mon 31st Oct 2005, 5:48, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Highschool
A guy at highschool had the surname of Woodcock hence the nickname 'Timber Dick'. Anyone who didn't know his surname would think he had that nickname for other reasons.

Also we had a Thai student staying for a couple of years. I don't even know his real name but it was too hard to pronounce anyway so he was known as 'Fes' (pronounced Fez) which stood for foreign exchange student.

For the whole time in highschool a girl in my class was know as 'Lips', 'Flaps' or 'Camel' as one mufti day she wore a rather tight pair of pants which caused a serious case of camel toe!
(Sat 20th May 2006, 0:52, More)

» The passive-aggressive guilt trip

3rd form Social Studies class
We were a rowdy bunch and often wouldn't shut up when asked. The teacher, Ms Wood, was a fragile sort and would yell at us to get our attention and give up when we didn't listen. One typical day we weren't taking much notice in class and after over half an hour of trying to teach us unruly bunch, Ms Wood had enough and yelled, 'My mother died last week, I don't need this!" and ran out of the class crying. Mouths dropped and the whole class looked round at each other in shock. Ms Wood fetched the vice principal who then gave us a right bollocking. We all felt so bad we made a card saying how sorry we were and we would be good in future. The card didn't work though. Ms Wood ended up having a week off and we got a new Social Studies teacher after that. So, in essence if one of our teachers hadn't already had a breakdown then they were due one pretty smartly.
(Tue 18th Oct 2005, 6:18, More)

» Misunderstood

I work in a shop in a small town and often get asked for directions...
A lady comes in and asks where the 'cycling' is.
I didn't quite catch what she said and ask her, 'you mean like a bike shop?"
Turns out she actually asked where the recycling was. I felt so stupid.
(Sat 8th Oct 2005, 6:55, More)