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» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

My uncle was in the RAF..
and he told me a drinking game he used to play when they were serving in Germany. They all had large wooden clogs in the shape of aeroplanes especially made, and painted in RAF colours. They would go out on the piss in these clogs, and every time someone fell out of their clogs they would have to buy a round. In the early stages of drinking this would be achieved by kicking your drinking buddies in the shins to put them off balance. As the game progressed they would 'spill' beer into each others clogs to make them slippery to wear. In the final rounds as the beer kicked in, not much was needed to seperate an inebriated airman from his outsize wooden clogs.

My uncle still has his...
(Sat 25th Mar 2006, 14:18, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

Maybe its just me but...
My beloved other made me sit down and watch reservoir dogs the other day. Personally a load of men in a big white room, randomly shouting at each other and waving guns, ending in them all shooting each other - thats pretentious bollocks in my book!

(Sun 2nd Oct 2005, 12:25, More)

» Essential Items

My mate Dave
My mate Dave is a bit of a legend. He's a very strange guy. He always carries light weight blue rope - lots of, duct tape - bright blue, a bottle of whisky, a knife and a leather wallet with bad motherfucker on it. Either in a nike draw string bag, or in his huge many pocketed jeans. I'd love to see him explain it to a stop'n'search, cos he sure can't explain it to us.
(Sat 29th Oct 2005, 10:33, More)

» Misunderstood

Joels new song
Just watched joels new song as linked in the newletter www.7secondsoflove.com/soupy_george/

Couldnt help but hear 'soup on your head' (in the chorus bit) as 'super noodle'. And now i've said it, you will too

*Evil cackle*
(Mon 10th Oct 2005, 20:26, More)