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My name is Kate. I'm 25 and single and fed up about it. I can't make things on the computer, but I like looking at it.

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» World's Sickest Joke

How do you know when your cabbage is boiled?
It's wheelchair rises to the top.

I hate myself.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 22:26, More)

» Birthdays

It is my Birthday on Wednesday 14th December. Let joy be unconfined as I celebrate my 9497th day of being single. Woo sodding hoo.

Edit: 13th Dec. 1 day to go. Still single. Fucksocks.
(Mon 12th Dec 2005, 21:32, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

I had a History teacher, who without fail would say "Top of the Pops is on tonight, Kate" everytime he saw me. Even on days when Top of the Pops wasn't on.

The same teacher would tread on another girls foot on purpose.


Apologies for not having a penis.
(Sun 13th Nov 2005, 19:22, More)

» My first love

1st love...
My first love was a lovely boy called Gregg when I was in infant school. He didn't love me back. But we are still very good mates to this day.

Thinking about it, I have spent my entire life loving men who don't want me back. So, if anyone could find it in their heart to love a 25 year old 5ft4 brunette, who, granted is a bit overweight but working on it, but has fairly large breasts and doesn't expect much from a bloke...do let me know.
(Fri 21st Oct 2005, 23:15, More)

» The Police

I work for the Police, so I have stories a-plenty. But the message I want to put out today is for any women tempted to go out with a policeman. Don't.

Saying that, they work pretty darn hard to make us safe. Some do stuff that would make the average persons flesh crawl. Just don't fall in love with one. Sigh...
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 22:30, More)
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